Users of popular swinging website fabswingers.com are advertising themselves on the sex site to secure their own line up of sexual performers.
The lewd sex site currently has 17 different forums with more than 300 replies of saucy sex chat.
Kicking it all off, one man with a pink fluffy thong as his profile picture writes: “Hi everyone, just wondering if any of you are going to Glastonbury festival this year, would love to meet up with with some of you naughty lot.”
Jumping on the opportunity to revel in the fun, one couple who lives close to the venue wrote back: “We live four miles south of Glasto – we’ll be planning some hot horny meets for anyone looking to get away for a few hours.”
In a separate forum, two people try to arrange an orgy.
The man from Southampton writes: “We should try to get a group to meet up on the Thursday night for some fun?”
In response, a woman showing off her body in a hot-tub writes back: “We might be up for a little naughty fun on the Thursday.” [SIC]
Referring to themselves as ‘fabbers’ the group of thrill seeking polyamorists even have a private group chat to make sure no one misses out on the fun.
“We live four miles south of Glasto – we’ll be planning some hot horny meets for anyone looking to get away for a few hours”
One man writes: “Could I please be added to the Glassto KIK group? Can’t wait.”
Those who didn’t get tickets to arguably the biggest music event of the year, give advice to those lucky enough to attend.
She writes: “I’m not going this year but the best piece of advice I received last time was to head to the big tree in front of the pyramid stage on the Thursday afternoon. Take lots of booze, preferably vodka and thank me afterwards.”
Another user who has a full nude picture of himself, even offered fellow swingers the chance to meet him in a private hot tub.
The man, who is from Hemel Hempstead said: “I’m off to Glastonbury next week. Anyone about looking for a social meet? Possibly in the hot tub. Please mail me.”
An enthusiastic woman from Leeds responded: “Certainly hot and steamy!”
If tent sex doesn’t sound like your thing, one man offers comfort at a nearby Premier Inn.
The sex crazed user titles his thread Glastonbury premier inn and writes: “Staying there Wednesday night. Anyone want to have some fun or anyone need a room to play in?”
The festival which kicked off on Wednesday, was slated by cult attendees for it’s line-up.
But if these kinky lot are anything to go by, it seems Glasto is still very much about sex, love and rock and roll.