EVERY so often a dating profile will take your eye, not because you fancy them but because they’re so outrageous, agonisingly honest or downright barmy.
These profiles have been unearthed from the four corners of Tinder, from women who have just decided to let it all hang out – literally.
The unlucky in love singletons have thrown caution to the wind and decided to be brutally honest, a bit crude and slightly threatening.
If going down the conventional route just isn’t working for you, why not take a leaf out of these ladies’ books.
From laugh out loud to cover your eyes cringe, take a look through the best of the worst profiles out there.
But we won’t judge if you make some notes for your own dating profile.
Shirting the issue
Food for thought
Had to split
Shot in the dark
Home sweet home
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